SPEC SHEET
Specs, partially declassified
BACKGROUND PROCESSES
What runs when I'm off the clock
coffeePID 1
First process to start every morning. Life's too short for bad coffee.
fishing5 modes
The biggest fish is always the one that got away.
- --carp three days of waiting, five minutes of panic.
- --method the only method I follow without arguing.
- --predator the lures do the lying for me. The only fakery I accept.
- --sea the fish are bigger at sea. So is the seasickness.
- --catfish the only kind of catfishing I approve of.
skiseasonal
I pay to queue in the cold for a three-minute run. And I'd do it again tomorrow.
mountainsoffline
The mountain doesn't answer messages or leave likes. That's why we get along so well.
foodevery meal
I read menus the way others read contracts. And I always sign for dessert.
natureweekends
The Japanese call it shinrin-yoku, «forest bathing». Here it's just a walk, but it sounds pricier in Japanese.
psychologybeta
Just getting started. First finding, in a line usually pinned on Freud: sometimes a coffee is just a coffee.
humoralways on
I take humor seriously. Everything else, in moderation.
DROP fake-peoplefirewall
Honest flaws get through. Pretenders stay outside, without so much as an error message.
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